Oh, the years that we trod down.. we watch from outside, wondering "what in the *hell* have they been doing?"
Hello all. I'm Brother Vincent, Patron saint of Vino (aka "Wine"). These days, there are so many wineries, I don't think they need me anymore (especially those wierdos in napa), so I've decided to take up the other side of the aisle. SPIRITS.
Oh, the abuse piled upon "The Demon Drink"! I take offense to this, knowing that this spirit brings us truly closer in brotherhood, especially during a hotly contested sports game! Yea, verily, the spirit truly allows us to be brothers in arms...
Wow. Has it really been that long? Ok I'll dispense with the faux "old timey" talk and get right to brass tacks: This portal is about the making of DISTILLED alcoholic beverages. It is in particular about my entry into that wild world, using nothing but my wits, a few bits of gold, a stove, and the InterWebs. The vatican won't give me any shekels to do this (cheapskates) so I seem to be on my own.
But THAT is the adventure!!!
Following, there will be accounts of various experiements, trials, successes, failures, and all around fun as I navigate my way through the world of spirits. There is so much out there waiting to be discovered... will you join me?
...if not, piss off. I'm doing it anyway!
:-P
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